A naked man who shouldn’t be naked has been spotted walking around the Upper East Side and Midtown in recent weeks, the New York Post reports. The Post’s headline photo shows him wearing black socks, black shoes, a gym bag, and unfortunately, that’s it.
He’s been seen on Fifth Avenue multiple times, and recently, he was spotted walking past Amaranth Restaurant on 62nd between Fifth and Madison – as displayed in a September 20 Instagram post by @newyorksocialdiary. (The photo was taken by “Park Avenue Socialite” Eleanora Kennedy).
Several commenters reported having seen the naked man in the last couple months.
“It’s a known fact that the only people who want you to see them naked are never people you want to see naked,” said one IG user.
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